Wednesday, August 22, 2007


Phrases you likely don't use at YOUR job.

1. "You got poop on my arm."

2. "Let me see your testicular swelling."

3. "When YOU'RE the nurse, you can make that decision. Right now, that's MY job so you'll need to back up."

4. "Don't let your fingers or your penis touch the inside of the specimen cup."

5. "I'm sorry, Doctor. I'm not here to hold your soda."

Man, and I got to say all of these THIS week.. Wow.

jealous, just jealous. Although this week I feel as though I got to be part of your world.
If I ever have to tell someone that they got poop on my arm, it's going to be ugly.
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