Monday, September 25, 2006
Buy, buy, buy
Good thing I'm in nursing school. I think I might have to give my credit card mouth-to-metallic strip resucsitation. But why buy things if you can't share the joy of a purchase with your friends?
This weekend I bought (in no particular order):
This weekend I bought (in no particular order):
- An honest-to-God nursing cap. White and starched to the max. It is part of an evil (well, not all that evil) plot to be hatched with a fellow nursing student.
- An exercise ball. The cat is inexplicably terrified of it.
- A wedding dress. MY wedding dress. (A moment for me to hop with glee next to my desk). Which means I'm really going to get married. Which means I better start being more wedding-plan oriented. Which means unless I just made a charitable donation to a fancy Tyson's bridal salon, I'm getting married in a year. I'd post the picture (if blogger wasn't all anti-picture posting for me. ) but on the off chance that the Betrothed should check the blog, i'd rather not. (Though there is no real fear of that since I hear, "Why read your blog? I live with you. Whatever you say, I already know. Sorry.")
- Shampoo for the Betrothed. He's clean like that.
- New undies from VS. Which is a lie, really. They keep sending me "Free Panty!" coupons. And I'm that asshole who will just go in the store for the free item and not give anything else there a second look even if I would get $10 off of it. I don't mind if VS stocks my undie drawer every few months. I'd mind if I caught myself paying $45 for a bra that would shrivel if I even wore it near the washer. Cha. Find some other sucker, Vick. I'm just here for the free unders.
- Citrus-Mint Orbit. The yellow one. Orbit gum. Without which I'd be hardpressed to find a reason to keep inhaling and exhaling (except that I just paid for my wedding dress, so I'd probably stick it out until W-day at least.). Americans chew some ungodly amount of gum a year -- and it's really chewed by only about 10% of the US population. I, personally, account for most of that 10%, I think. And don't even lie. You love Orbit, too. But why? It sure isn't their catchy advertising. Don't let this be 5 minutes wasted on a blog. Learn something: Fun gum facts.
As my friend I'd let you borrow anything but #3 and #5. You understand, I'm sure.
# posted by Cathy @ 10:43:00 PM 
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1. I also take Victoria's Secret for all they're worth on the free panty front.
2. The Boyfriend also won't read my blog. Since it's all my A material, without it I'm pretty boring.
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2. The Boyfriend also won't read my blog. Since it's all my A material, without it I'm pretty boring.
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