Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Eating yourself to death.
So the BFF and I were having one of more deep and philosophical conversations this past weekend. I am unclear how it came up, but the gist of it was thusly:
If you knew you were going to die -- our example was say, Death Row, cause, hey, that's pretty death-certain -- What would your last DAY of meals be? (Why just limit yourself to one meal? All you'd want wouldn't fit on one try anyway.. Besides, you don't want to be all bloated when you meet St. Peter..) We spend so much time watching what we eat -- so what would you eat if it didn't matter?
I was working on a 24 hour period not at all unlike the following:
Breakfast: Eggs Benedict with lots of hollandaise. And hashbrowns. And a belgium waffle. With strawberry mimosas.
Midmorning snack: Brownies with only the edge part. No middle. And maybe a grilled cheese with pickles (don't judge me).
Lunch: A french dip sammich with sweet potato fries. And a salad with REAL blue cheese dressing. And a real Pepsi. and keep it flowing.
Midafternoon snack/second lunch: Sweetwater's crab fritters -- lots of them.
Dinner: Pasta of some sort. With really buttery, crispy garlic bread. And more Pepsi.
Dessert: Birthday Cake icecream from Hersheys. And Somoa Girl Scout cookies.
Wow. I'm full. And I think my blood sugar went up just by typing it.
Anyone else care to share their DeathRow day of gastric delight?
If you knew you were going to die -- our example was say, Death Row, cause, hey, that's pretty death-certain -- What would your last DAY of meals be? (Why just limit yourself to one meal? All you'd want wouldn't fit on one try anyway.. Besides, you don't want to be all bloated when you meet St. Peter..) We spend so much time watching what we eat -- so what would you eat if it didn't matter?
I was working on a 24 hour period not at all unlike the following:
Breakfast: Eggs Benedict with lots of hollandaise. And hashbrowns. And a belgium waffle. With strawberry mimosas.
Midmorning snack: Brownies with only the edge part. No middle. And maybe a grilled cheese with pickles (don't judge me).
Lunch: A french dip sammich with sweet potato fries. And a salad with REAL blue cheese dressing. And a real Pepsi. and keep it flowing.
Midafternoon snack/second lunch: Sweetwater's crab fritters -- lots of them.
Dinner: Pasta of some sort. With really buttery, crispy garlic bread. And more Pepsi.
Dessert: Birthday Cake icecream from Hersheys. And Somoa Girl Scout cookies.
Wow. I'm full. And I think my blood sugar went up just by typing it.
Anyone else care to share their DeathRow day of gastric delight?
# posted by Cathy @ 4:06:00 PM 
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have you ever read one of the files of deathrow inmates last meal requests? its quite amazing to read. ill try to dig one up for you... /kewl
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